Most érkezett külföldről frissen, melegen. A jobbak:

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyer's don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One; the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: How many can you afford?

Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.